.+.Frequently Asked Questions.+.
Questions concerning Fanlistings:
1.) What IS a fanlisting?
2.) Are there any rules involved in joining this
fanlisting?
3.) Do I have to have a site to join?
4.) How do I join this fanlisting?
Questions concerning Diane:
1.) What's Diane been up to recently?
2.) Where can I write to Diane?
3.) Do you know Diane personally?
4.) Do you have any pictures of Dexter or Duke?
Questions concerning this site:
1.) Why is the frame aligning all messed up?
2.) How did you make this site?
3.) Will you link/affiliate with me?
A: A fanlisting is this glorious idea to gather ALL the
fans (or as many as you can find prowling the internet) of a certain person,
subject, object, uh, etc, and create a large listing for them on the web.
Simple, right? Yes, that's all it really is. One big list of our names, coming
together in mutual fandom over the divine Ms. Keaton. Yay! To learn more
about fanlistings check out
The Fanlistings.
A: Here are the rules you must abide by in order to join
.+.Unstrung Heroine.+. 1.) You must have an all-encompassing love and respect
for the talented, and gloved, Diane Keaton. 2.) You must fill out the form
here.
And that's about it.
A: No, you do not have to have a website in order to
belong to this fanlisting. Of course, if you do have your own little corner
of the net (fan site, blog, homepage, etc.), you should proudly display your
love of Diane there by placing one of my codes on your page. Codes can be
found on the
"join"
page.
A: Well, if I haven't drilled it home yet, you should
mosey on over to the join
join
page, fill out the form, press send, and pick out a code (if you have a site!).
Yay!
A: I toyed with the idea of putting up a news section
on this page, and maybe one day I will do that. But right now, I struggle
with AOL file space issues, and what's more, almost all my info on Diane
comes from one source: her yahoo group. If you want to stay updating on all
things Diane, I highly suggest
signing up for
that. Someone over there ALWAYS has the scoop on what she's going to be doing
next!
A: Alright, I don't have Diane's home address, or her
email address, or her phone number, so please, don't ask!
A: No, I am not affiliated with Ms. Keaton in any way,
nor have I ever met her in person, nor can I magically get you in touch with
her. I am but a simple, awe-struck/obsessed fan.
A: Ok, here's the deal. While I HAVE seen pictures of
Dexter and Duke in the past, they have always been in tabloids. Not ONCE
have I ever come across any photographs of them in a legitimate
interview/article. And by "legitimate", I'm not talking about those pictures
in PEOPLE where it's clear some idiot was hiding behind a bush at the end
of her driveway, snapping rabidly as she attempted to bring her kids to school.
So, because Diane is an intensely private person, and because Dexter and
Duke are CHILDREN for heaven's sake, you will never see any stalkerazzi pictures
of them on .+.Unstrung Heroine.+. Personally, it sickens me to think about
Diane being followed in her private time by photographers, and it sickens
me even more that her innocent children should have to be affected by such
goings-on. The only pictures on this site are from either magazine photoshoots,
production stills, publicity shots, appearances from public events, and things
of that nature. I repeat NO STALKERAZZI. NO. NO NO NO NO NO!!!! So yeah,
don't ask me to send you pictures of Dexter and Duke. It will make me mean.
A: Why is the frame aligning all jacked up you ask? Simply
because you have ignored the requirements on the splash page, my precious
one. 1024×765 resolution! I repeat, 1024×765 resolution!!!! Please
don't make me say it again. If you have absolutely no idea what I'm talking
about or how to change it, here's what you do: Go to "start" "settings" "control
panel" "display" Then click on the "settings" tab. Now, just move the bar
on the "screen area" section towards "more" until it hits "1024×765".
After that, the screen area on your monitor will be larger, so that you can
take in more visuals at once.
A: That's a long story my friend. I see you have traveled
far, through miles of inclimate weather to hear my tale. I bid you welcome,
take off your raincoat, pull close to the fire. . .would you care for an
Irish coffee? Hey man, don't mess with me, if you're underage it's hot chocolate
for you. Ok, now go to the
"site" section
and read!
A: Surely. . .as long as your site contains no offensive
imagery or content, I'll link with you. All I ask is that your page have
something to do with either Diane or fanlistings. I'm not picky. :)